Cooties
A mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages. An unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives.
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Is "Cooties" appropriate for children?
ValorScore's Content Advisory for "Cooties" is "Heavy" (45/100), measuring sex, violence, language, and drug use. One example of the evidence behind this reading: “turning them into fierce, violent monsters. So the teachers band together... realizing they must do the unthinkable” (Crianças de uma escola primária são transformadas em monstros violentos, forçando os professores a atos extremos de sobrevivência.). See the full per-axis breakdown below to decide if it fits your family.
See the per-axis breakdownDoes "Cooties" have woke/ideological content?
In ValorScore's editorial reading, "Cooties" has ideological presence rated "Clean". This is editorial opinion, not a verdict — see the axes and their evidence in the breakdown below. The overall ValorScore (cleanliness + value + audience rating) is 83/100. See every axis and its evidence in the breakdown below.
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Ideological reading (editorial opinion)
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