Goon
Doug Glatt, a slacker who discovers he has a talent for brawling, is approached by a minor league hockey coach and invited to join the team as the "muscle." Despite the fact that Glatt can't skate, his best friend, Pat, convinces him to give it a shot, and Glatt becomes a hero to the team and their fans, until the league's reigning goon becomes threatened by Glatt's success and decides to even the score.
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ValorScore's Content Advisory for "Goon" is "Heavy" (50/100), measuring sex, violence, language, and drug use. See the full per-axis breakdown below to decide if it fits your family.
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