I Am Santa Claus
Ettore has spent the last five years in jail for a robbery. Once out of prison, he has nowhere to go, his wife broke up with him and doesn’t want him to meet their little daughter who was born right before he was arrested. Alone and desperate, Ettore roams the streets of Rome and meets a strange old man, Nicola. He decides to take advantage of him and rob him. But after breaking into his house, Ettore realizes Nicola doesn’t have anything worth stealing and furthermore, the old man tells him a rather stranger thing: he affirms to be Santa Claus…
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ValorScore's Content Advisory for "I Am Santa Claus" is "Mild" (10/100), measuring sex, violence, language, and drug use. See the full per-axis breakdown below to decide if it fits your family.
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