The Damned Thing
Three tales of horror are told from the narration of paranormal investigator Eddie Osborne to his newly hired videographer, as they document an abandoned hotel with supernatural occurrences.
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Is "The Damned Thing" appropriate for children?
ValorScore's Content Advisory for "The Damned Thing" is "Clean" (0/100), measuring sex, violence, language, and drug use. See the full per-axis breakdown below to decide if it fits your family.
See the per-axis breakdownDoes "The Damned Thing" have woke/ideological content?
In ValorScore's editorial reading, "The Damned Thing" has ideological presence rated "Clean". This is editorial opinion, not a verdict — see the axes and their evidence in the breakdown below. The overall ValorScore (cleanliness + value + audience rating) is 84/100. See every axis and its evidence in the breakdown below.
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Ideological reading (editorial opinion)
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