The Jesus Rolls
Hours after his release from prison, Jesus Quintana pairs up with fellow misfits Petey and Marie for a freewheeling joyride of petty crime and romance.
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Is "The Jesus Rolls" appropriate for children?
ValorScore's Content Advisory for "The Jesus Rolls" is "Heavy" (50/100), measuring sex, violence, language, and drug use. One example of the evidence behind this reading: “they meet the carefree Marie (Audrey Tautou), who will form a love triangle with the pair.” (The provided summary indicates the formation of a love triangle in the course of their uncommitted adventures.). See the full per-axis breakdown below to decide if it fits your family.
See the per-axis breakdownDoes "The Jesus Rolls" have woke/ideological content?
In ValorScore's editorial reading, "The Jesus Rolls" has ideological presence rated "Mild". This is editorial opinion, not a verdict — see the axes and their evidence in the breakdown below. The overall ValorScore (cleanliness + value + audience rating) is 72/100. See every axis and its evidence in the breakdown below.
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