The VelociPastor
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.
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Is "The VelociPastor" appropriate for children?
ValorScore's Content Advisory for "The VelociPastor" is "Moderate" (35/100), measuring sex, violence, language, and drug use. See the full per-axis breakdown below to decide if it fits your family.
See the per-axis breakdownDoes "The VelociPastor" have woke/ideological content?
In ValorScore's editorial reading, "The VelociPastor" has ideological presence rated "Moderate". This is editorial opinion, not a verdict — see the axes and their evidence in the breakdown below. The overall ValorScore (cleanliness + value + audience rating) is 53/100. See every axis and its evidence in the breakdown below.
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