Vampires Suck
Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who treats her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.
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Better for ages 16+: moderate language, moderate sexual content
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Is "Vampires Suck" appropriate for children?
ValorScore's Content Advisory for "Vampires Suck" is "Heavy" (45/100), measuring sex, violence, language, and drug use. See the full per-axis breakdown below to decide if it fits your family.
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In ValorScore's editorial reading, "Vampires Suck" has ideological presence rated "Clean". This is editorial opinion, not a verdict — see the axes and their evidence in the breakdown below. The overall ValorScore (cleanliness + value + audience rating) is 76/100. See every axis and its evidence in the breakdown below.
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